June 2005 RAP

The RAP CD

June 2005 Highlights

Feature: How to Get That "Pukin' DJ" Sound Out of Your Voice

Well, perhaps I’m being a little indelicate here, but you know the sound I’m talking about. It’s the sound that screams "I’m in radio," and it’s a problem if you want to make some serious money in voice-over. Not the kind of pocket change you make doing spots for local clients. I’m talking about the good high paying regional and national stuff that comes through ad agencies, casting directors and talent agents.

Interview: Rich Boerner, Ronn Lipkin, Rob Frazier, KLSX-FM, Los Angeles, CA

A few stations are lucky enough to have one amazing person in the production/creative department. Several names come to mind. You know who they are. But how many stations can claim a trio of super talents? And how often do you find three talents of this caliber all focusing their creative genius on just one radio station? It’s a recipe that’s working well for KLSX 97.1 FM Talk in Los Angeles. Don’t let their 15th ranked 12+ numbers fool you. They’re ranked amongst the top five billing stations in LA. They have been consistently ranked #1, 2 or 3 in the Infinity cluster for the past two years. Last year, the station billed 37 million. And they do it by relying 30-40% on local business. Rich Boerner, Ronn Lipkin, and Rob Frazier. Check your back issues for background on these gents. We interviewed Rob most recently in July of 2003. We visited with Rich ten years ago in March of 1995. And it was over twelve years ago when we checked in on Ronn in January 1993. The trio picked up RAP awards in all three categories this year, adding to an already overstuffed trophy case. It’s perhaps radio’s most powerful creative team, and this month we check it with the three R’s to find out a little more about what makes this team work so well at generating amazing amounts of direct sales revenue.

Test Drive: Networking and Wormholes

Grab your pocket protector, put some tape on your eyeglasses, and prepare to geek out. This month we’re gonna delve into the world of TCP/IP and networking. I’ve been fooling around for awhile now with a plug-in called Wormhole that lets you play real-time audio from one software editor into another over a network, and lemme tell ya, this is getting good.

Production 212: Brand vs. Position

Three months ago, I spoke at a regional broadcasters convention in West Virginia and have since been reviewing that material on these pages. This month, I conclude with brand versus image. This was really the meat of my presentation, and one I hope I can speak to it clearly, because there are a lot of misconceptions about both. I know a lot of people think branding and imaging are the same thing, but those people are wrong, and while the difference might seem slight to some, it’s important to approach each of them with a special mindset to make sure you’re going to get the results you intend.

Radio Hed: Ask, Don't Tell

Would you walk up to a stranger and boss them around? Probably not. So why do our commercials often consist of commands, not invitations? With only :30 or :60 to establish a relationship, why spend so much of it demanding something from the listener? Didn’t your momma teach you no manners? I think we just forget.

Feature: Less is Less

The most famous phrase of radio in the new millennium has nothing to do with "more music" or "more money" or even "better radio." No, radio is now immersed in a movement and controversy that has been self-titled as "Less is More." It’s hard to figure out where to start in assessing this campaign. Perhaps the first thing to point out is that, grammatically, the correct phrase should be "Fewer is More" when it comes to commercials. But that too would be misleading in that radio is not so much about running fewer commercials as it is about running shorter commercials. That would make the most accurate phrase "Shorter is More." Certainly it leaves something to be desired in the way of being catchy or inspiring.

Feature: A Labor of Love

Bigger is not necessarily better — especially when it comes to sound effects libraries. Most of the SFX collections marketed today are created primarily to support the film or video media. Many are huge, full of superfluous sounds, and cost hundreds—sometimes thousands—of dollars. A lot of these behemoths are ill-catalogued or over-catalogued making effects hard to find. The catalogues are the size of telephone directories and some list multiple libraries published by the same company—you’ll often find the effect you need in the catalog, but it’s in a library you don’t even have! (I once located "bag pipes" which when auditioned was the sound of someone placing metal pipes into a paper bag! Weeks later, I found the "bagpipes" I was searching for in the same catalogue but in a subdirectory under "Music Cues.") What’s needed—especially for the commercial radio producer—is a small library of intensely useful, easy to find, identifiable sounds. Oddly enough, just such a library was created by the legendary recordist Jac Holzman (yes, the Jac Holzman of Jimi Hendrix and Doors fame) nearly 50 years ago! And, while most of the sounds remain highly useful even today, it’s difficult to find the library in its original, unspoiled edition.

...And Make It Real Creative:

My old college buddy Jack was a handy guy. If anything in someone’s dorm room, apartment, or rental house/trailer broke down, Jack was always the first call. There were two good reasons. First, campus services and/or landlords always seemed to have at least 2 weeks worth of projects they HAD to finish up before they could even consider fixing your "little problem." Second, if Jack fixed something, you knew it was fixed and would stay that way. Clogged plumbing, broken windows, beer bottle-shaped holes in the wall… any college habitat calamity you could imagine (and many you can’t), Jack would make right. It was no surprise to any of us that Jack started his own contracting business after college, even less of a surprise that he was quite successful from the very beginning. And when word got around that Jack was building his dream house, all by himself from the ground up, we all knew it would be a thing of beauty. But then, we all thought we knew everything, being fresh out of college…

Feature: Meet the New Boss (Not the Same as the Old Boss)

It had been in the works for months. The big media company for which I work merged with another big media company to form an even bigger media company. Not so unusual in the two decades since deregulation. One by one, these companies gathered up stations like Easter eggs, putting them in their basket until some markets only had two or three companies that owned all the stations. Lots of good radio people lost their jobs. Others didn’t. The fact that I didn’t lose mine during this merger doesn’t imply that I’m better than the folks who did. It just means that I haven’t had to go get a "real job."

The Monday Morning Memo: The New Branding

Most branding campaigns are costumes worn by advertisers to the Media Masquerade Ball. They were the hot ticket during the pretentious Baby Boomer years when blue ribbons were awarded to those with best costumes, but look around and you’ll see that we’re moving into an era of transparency. The only thing offensive these days is phoniness.