November 1999 RAP

The Cassette

November 1999 Highlights

Feature: Before You Write, You Have to Understand Who Buys

...consumers change with each passing decade, and here we are about to go into another. Our problem as copywriters, Production Directors, creative and sales, is that we have not caught up with the changing consumer. We are close to 20 years behind. We continue to fast-talk consumers into buying the product that our clients are attempting to sell.

I did a case study that lasted two months. I contacted 300 homes, chosen randomly out of the phone book, and asked them 7 questions. The results will help you understand what exactly consumers are wanting out of radio commercials.

Interview: Steve Kelly, Bill Young Productions

If you love production, its still difficult to thread up a Bill Young Productions concert spot without cranking the monitors. You know youre going to hear some great production, the kind that sends a chill or two up your spine. Steve Kelly has been part of the Bill Young team and sound for the past fifteen years. When Bill saw the need to expand his concert spot business, Steve Kelly came in with production skills and a voice that cloned Bill Youngs so closely, even regular clients could not tell the difference. Together, Bill and Steve have taken Bill Young Productions to another level, delivering entertainment spots by the thousands from seven state-of-the-art audio suites. And over the years, Bill Young Productions has expanded even further with departments delivering print, video, web design and maintenance, corporate services, and more, making Bill Young Productions the leading supplier of radio, television, print, and new media materials for the entertainment industry.

Test Drive: The Gold Channel From TC Electronic

The current crop of high-end voice processors are mostly analog units that combine a microphone preamp, a compressor, some EQ, and perhaps a de-esser. But when Danish audio manufacturer TC Electronic decided to design a voice processor, they took a completely different approach. After all, TC is known for their hardware Digital Signal Processing products, and for software plug-ins that mimic their hardware products. All of these perform their magic using ones and zeros, so why not build a voice processor that also uses ones and zeros? The result is the Gold Channel Digitally Enhanced Mic Preamp.

RAP Forum: Radio Quicksand

With record revenues and no end in sight, with consolidation producing mega-companies that swallow mega-companies, and with profits at an all-time high, we would seem to be at the brink of radio euphoria. Actually, the future of radio may have more to do with quicksand. Perhaps you should hold off on those Caribbean reservations.

Problem number one is a combination of corporate greed and a disrespect for listeners. It is most glaringly evident in a commercial load that threatens to overtake programming in its quantity. What were once eight minute spot loads have often become eighteen. Combine that with promos, sweepers, jock talk, and endless sponsor tie-ins, and you might get 35 minutes of music an hour if you're lucky.

Q It Up: The RAP Network Speaks - Your Favorite Plug-ins

Plug-ins--the software version of those high-dollar processing and effects boxes at a fraction of the cost. As more production studios opt for software-based DAWs, their choices for processing and effects are both very numerous and very affordable. This month's Q It Up takes a look at who's using what.

Q It Up: If you use a digital workstation that supports plug-ins, which ones do you use most? Do you have a favorite plug-in? What plug-ins are on your wish list? Feel free to add any comments you might have about your plug-ins or plug-ins in general.

Radio HED: Hold the Phone

When was the last time you wrote down a phone number you heard on a radio commercial? I thought so. Do you really expect any other listener to do it, especially if theyre driving? Millions of dollars in radio time are wasted each year on phone numbers no one responds to, and yet clients keep asking to have their numbers put in radio commercials, thinking that radio works like print. It doesn't.

...And Make It Real Creative

It starts earlier every year. In fact, considering that by the time youre reading this the holiday season will have you so wrapped up in production that giving up a life in radio for that Santa gig at the mall will be starting to look good, Im not going to nag about being creative with your commercials. Nope, not at all. Im not going to tell you that you should try to find music that really fits the words youre saying, rather than slapping the first thing that resembles a Christmas carol under your next spot. Im not going to remind you that, other than St. Nick, there are many other characters to draw from for holiday commercials, i.e., reindeer, snowmen, fir trees, bells, the party punch bowl full of eggnog, the last minute shopper at the convenience store on Xmas Eve, or the last second shopper who finds all the stores closed and wraps up anything he/she can find in the home. And this would be the last column where you would find the writer scolding you for pounding out that Christmas cookie cutter copy that, other than the business name, could be used for a toy or tire store. Nope. "Tis the season to crank out Prod; who has time to think about the other "C word?"

Feature: The Virgin's Guide to Consolidation - Part 3

Well, 2 months go by and look what happened! In the 8 weeks that have passed since The Virgins Guide Part 2, my world has turned in a most unexpected way. First, to recap, my little station group CHEZ-FM INC. was bought in September 98 by Rogers Broadcasting Ltd., a much larger group that is part of a HUGE national corporation here in Canada. The government regulators finally granted approval in early August this year. Quite quickly they made the expected changes in management by replacing the GM, VP of Sales, and Sales Manager with their current market manager, and moving the current PD of CHEZ-FM to another station in the market. My station (Classic Rock) was to share the PD of the other local Rogers FM (Young Country) until a permanent PD was named.